This blog has been officially shut down by the United States Department of Homeland Security, and its owner, one Austen Mendel Erickson (hereafter known as the perpetrator) taken into custody.
The perpetrator is accused of sedition, subversion of accepted political norms, incitement of discontent against the Lawful Government of the United States and its Agents, and acting in a self-interested and independent manner contrary to the collective good (as legislated by the United States Congress).
Furthermore, the perpetrator has been heard to disparage numerous Government Officials of Unimpeachable Character, mock Legislation of Impeccable Insight, and also make jokes at the expense of the State in Extremely Poor Taste (as outlined in Executive Order 10-289).
No official charges are being made against the perpetrator at this time, who will be held indefinitely under humane conditions (as defined by Official Documentation of this department, and currently classified) in an undisclosed location.
This is the will of the State, made into Word, and thus Truth, on this day, April 1, 2012.
Department of Homeland Security: Preserving Our Freedoms, Protecting America
Always use protection on the internet
ReplyDeleteI used to think the government was lame, but it looks like on April 1st they finally did something I approve of!
ReplyDeleteFinally Austin gets a blog all for himself! Hope this stay as good or better than your posts on our forums at Rochester.
ReplyDeleteO wow Austen has a blog. I bet everyone will want to read it and think about how awesome he is compared to the world.
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